Pramod Mutalik laments declining quality of goons in the country
"Thanks to the proliferation of large number of anti-social organizations, the quality of goons participating in various activities has gone lower and lower. Today, we have as many goons as we have news anchors on TV and the quality also is more or less the same," Mutalik said staring at the ceiling, receiving a thundering applause from his audience. Some of the audience members were so charged up that they burned a few vehicles parked outside the venue. Later on however they tried to extinguish the fire when they realized some of the vehicles were their own.
Drawing a road map to put BHAI among the top goon institutes in the world, Mutalik said it has to be ensured that institutes like BHAI "transcend from simply imparting goon culture to evolving reasonably good practices to develop goons who are at par or even better than those produced by the Taliban in Pakistan".
He said that more emphasis has to be given to goon research at the undergraduate level and examinations should test the independent thinking ability of goons rather than their ability to cause problems. Mutalik said in order to produce good goons, political parties need to be persuaded to create centers of goon excellence that fund research projects.
Mutalik refused to comment on the recent attack on Prashant Bhusan. “I do not have the full details with me since the attack was carried out by one of our affiliated organizations. I will comment on it as and when I get the details,” he said. He also informed that he was in touch with various organizations to develop a National Goon Code (NGC) to ensure more cooperation between goon bodies in the future.
|Mutalik outside the venue|
Our Mangalore correspondent adds: According to Ram Sene sources the organization's 'Dial a Goon' service signed on its 1000th customer yesterday. "We are witnessing a phase of increase market traction for our products and we have decided to expand our reach to cover new markets in the Africa and Europe. Our Riot-in-the-Box offering has been incredibly successful in the Asian market. So far we have focused only on the domestic and Asian markets. But that is something we plan to change in the next few months," Chavvani Lal VP operations, Sri Ram Sena said.
He also informed that a new release of the Riot-in-the-Box will be available by this month end