Nehru's ghost joins BJP, praised as a model PM

The ghost of former PM Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru who was named after a university in Delhi turned up at the BJPs HQ today and inducted into the party by a senior BJP leader. 

The ghost who was known to haunt multiple locations in Delhi and Prayagraj was invited to join the party by BJPs Paranormal Wing head B K Ghost during a Ouija Board session last Saturday.

The session was conducted to evaluate BJPs prospects in the upcoming Lok Sabha polls. In the second hour of the third session, Nehru's ghost was contacted and joined the reading. After a couple of "can you hear mes", he spoke with clarity about the Indian constitution and freedoms. It was then that the Paranormal Wing contacted the party high command and sought their view on inducting the ghost into the party.

The induction was immediately welcomed and B K Ghost was asked to request Nehru's ghost to join the party on Monday at their HQ on Clean Dayal Upadhyay road. 

"We welcome Nehru jis ghost into the party. We are happy to have a leader of such great stature join us," a senior leader of BJP said. "Nehru ji is a model PM and his yeoman services to the nation across some of the toughest times will never be forgotten," said Ghansham Pandey, Union Minister for Paranormal Investigations and Van Allen Belt said. 

"I am looking forward to serving the nation under the visionary leadership of our PM Shri Modi ji. Under his transformative leadership, India is touching new highs every day and I am sure we will soon see the dawn of FMritkal I mean AMritkal soon," Nehru's ghost said. 

Nehru's ghost will be contesting the upcoming polls from the Gaunsa constituency in Rajasthan on a BJP ticket. CBI and ED teams have landed in the constituency to help with the poll campaign and to help Nehru's ghost file his papers virtually. 

Nehru's ghost being welcomed into the BJP