Sri lankan captain Sangakkara's whining DVD released; Twitter opens new channel

The Sri Lankan cricket board in association with 20th Century Fox has released a DVD covering the whining exploits of Lankan captain Kumara Sangakkara. The limited edition DVDs will be available only in South Asia and will showcase the whining ways of the Lankan skipper in a way the world not seen before.

After the recent ‘No Ball’ controversy, Sangakkara had turned on his whining charms in a big way to impress upon the world that he had no role in the whole controversy. Throughout the episode, the Lankan captain had whined about everything from Sehwag’s tweets to the weather. He had gone as far ahead as to claim that the Indian cricket board was ruining cricket in the island nation by paying players exorbitant amounts to play in IPL. “I wouldn’t have taken the money and played in IPL if it weren’t for the Indian board arm twisting the fair playing Lankan players into playing in the series. We are not for sale and play to enjoy the game and whine like babies when things go wrong. It all due to the Indian board,” an angry Sangakkara said at a function organized by the SLCB to launch the DVD.

When asked as to whether Sri Lanka deserved the Fair Play award they had won consecutively over last two years, an angry Sangakkara asked an unknown rookie Lankan player to ‘no ball’ the journo who asked the question. “We have always stood for fare play. I have infact always remembered to collect the full travel fare, whenever we go overseas,” he said. He went on to criticize Suresh Kalmadi, superbug, Google, Microsoft, Obama and Emran Hashmi.

Towards the end of the ceremony, Sangakkara had whined non-stop for almost to hours without a break. In doing so he has managed to break the existing whining record set by commie dinosaur Prakash Karrat. Sources have told Humor Unplugged that the Sri Lankan skipper might actually be the biggest whiner alive today. Twitter has meanwhile opened a new site dedicated to whiners like Sangakkara. The site called Whinner, will only allow those updates from members which are 80 percent whiny in nature.       


The DVD
The DVD brings together some of the best whining moments of Sangakkara and comes with a free one year supply of diapers from pokopants.

The cover of the DVD obtained exclusively by Humor Unplugged

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