Sabse solid Modi interview question bank leaked

Through our sources, India's leading satire blog Humor Unplugged was able to get access to the questions that pliant journos were planning to ask our photogenic vishwaguru PM Shri Modi ji. These questions are hard hitting and cover crucial topics that all voters can identify with. Some of these questions are so direct and uncomfortable that we did have our concerns on whether the journos asking these questions will in turn be questioned over chai by the En-farcement Directorate and the CBI. 

So without further ado, here are the tough questions that Modi ji will be asked during the Sabse Solid PM Interview by Aaj Tak:

One mark/objective type:

• Your favorite season 
• Your favorite ham actor 
• Your favorite cringe song 
  
• Your favorite left handed personality 
• Your favorite non-IPL cricketer
• Your take on journalism  
• Your favorite PM since we got independence in 2014
  

Essay type questions on the economy 

• What is your monthly budget for groceries?
• Do you keep your wallet in the left pocket or the right one?
• While using UPI, do you use the QR code or do you pay using the phone number?
• Tell us a bit about your real estate investments
• Who are your idols when it comes to savings?
• When it comes to insurance policies, do you listen to your agent or do you do a bit of independent research as well?
• How do you keep your electricity bill under check in summer?
• Your recommendations on how we can export more mangoes to China to balance exports? 
  

 Essay type questions on national politics:

• Modi ji, what was your childhood like?
• Is it true that Biden and Putin dont take any major decision without consulting you? 
• When did you decide to become the PM
• When you cry, do the tears come predominantly from the left eye or the right one?
• When you wear your shoes, do you wear them on your right foot first or the left one?
• Which is your favorite dish and when did you last eat it?
• What personality type are you?
• Which was the last movie that you saw? Are all actors as dumb as Kangana Ranaut or is there some hope for those with Above 10 IQ levels to also be considered for a career in bollywood?
  
• What is your favorite vacation destination? 

Advisory questions where Modi ji will share his worldly knowledge for enlightenment of mankind ALA Sadguru [answers already shared with PMO yesterday vide email from Aaj Tak id. ]. 

• The secret behind a successful marriage 
• How can we live up to our promises like you?
• How will AI evolve and how can LLMs be used to cleanse data?  
  
• How can we keep our ego under check and stop believing that god has created us specifically for a huge purpose on this planet?
• How can we score 100 on 100 in quantum physics? 
• You are a mathematician beyond comparison. You have been able to breakdown (a+b)2 like no one else. How do you get such unquenchable brain power 
• Your thoughts on Beyond Visual Range combat using 5th gen aircraft in the absence of air to air refuelers 
• Tips to manage productivity in Teams meetings
• When it comes to renewable energy, there are variations due to seasonal variables. How do we ensure consistent production of power? 
• Can you throw some light on the role of encoders, self-attention layer and feed forward neural network layer in the context of the transformers architecture?
  

 

 

Modi ji after he saw the Sabse Sol(i)d PM interview questions