Troll Palki Sharma gets 3-year extension from BJP

In the season of extensions, comes yet another extension. As per reports emerging from the BJP headquarters, National troll and alleged journalist Palki 'Bulky' Sharma has been given an extension of 3 years by Modi ji's media cell in the BJP. Humor Unplugged, India's leading satire site, has learned that the extension came in wake of her stellar performance in selling her last remaining vestiges of unbiased journalistic credentials for small favors from the Modi government. 

Palki Sharma it may be remembered is at the forefront of Modi Service Media popularly known as Modi media. As a loudspeaker for the government, Bulky Sharma has no qualms in showing her undying loyalty for Modi government. Be it abusing and belittling Modi ji's rivals or building false historical narratives to rewrite history, Palki has left no stone unturned to please her political masters.   

"We saw her recent performance where she called some random guy called Dhruv Rathee a German Cockroach. It was almost as if avatari pursh shri shri Modi ji himself was speaking through Palki Sharma. We were so impressed with her ranting that we have now drafted her into the team that pens Modi ji's speeches. We have also extended her BJP affiliation for a period of 3 years starting May 28th. We would like to congratulate her. She is a model journalist who carries a lot of weight for us and with journos like her, we don't need to buy entire media houses. She is a loyal BJP foot soldier," said BJP spokesperson 312 over a Whatsapp chat.

As per sources, Palki Sharma has also been appointed the head of the prestigious Nehru Bashing Committee (NBC) of the BJP that's tasked with creating fake narratives using short videos, images and text to blame former PM Nehru for everything from the disintegration of Gondwanaland to climate change and everything in between. This is the same team which claimed that Nehru had planned to sell off ISRO to UK for a chance to meet the queen. 

NBC also runs a show called Bark Tank to identify the most abusive and vile mouthed individuals who are chosen to write the hon'able PMs speeches. These are people who breathe hydrogen sulphide and use their lack of civility and respect for others to toast people who old contrarian views.

Palki Sharma to join Election Commission in 2026

The Modi government has also decided to induct motor mouth sub human affiliation shifting Neanderthal Arnab Goswami and pretend journo Palki Sharma into the Election Commission after the tenure of the current sleepyhead commissioners gets over.

When reached for comment, an Election Commission spokesperson at the BJP HQ on Mean Dayal Upadhay road said "we welcome this initiative to preserve ECs affiliation with the BJP and Shri Shri avtari purush Modi ji. Both mythmaker Palki Sharma and Arnab 'thyroiditis' Goswami are well known troublemakers and their loyalty to the BJP is unquestionable. Their addition to the EC will make EC a more robust foot soldier of the BJP". 

Congratulations are in order. Keep selling your souls for handouts from the government, Palki, Arnab and Election Commission clowns. Thanks to segmented arthropods [the actual cockroaches and termites] like these that feast on the very foundations of our existence as a nation, India won't be a democracy for long. 

Palki Sharma explains the German cockroach idea

As per her, journalism is just a podium to appease the government of the day and to bellitle voices of dissent in a democracy. 

These Election Commission branded pillows are selling like hot cakes thanks to the ignominy imposed on sleepy and listless election commissioners by citizens