Anant Ambani and Radhika Merchant's wedding: Mukesh Ambani's unique gift

Multi-Billionaire Mukesh Ambani's son Anant Ambani will get married to Radhika Merchant for the 5th time  in Mumbai on July 12. The 5th wedding ceremony will be held in the traditional Vedic manner at the Jio World Convention Centre in the city's Bandra-Kurla Complex (BKC). The post-wedding ceremony will be held in an even more traditional way at the International Space Station where a special priest will bless the couple after a nuclear fission ceremony. 

The couple will then do a traditional space walk and view the gigantic supernova behind the Boat explosion through a special feed on the ISS as well. 

Well all that is public news. What you will read now is exclusive information only Humor Unplugged readers would know. 

Mukesh Ambani's unique gift

India's number one satire site has learned that Mukesh Ambani will be giving the couple a gift that no billionaire has ever given. Humor Unplugged has learned that the Reliance CEO will be giving away 5 Members of Parliament from the new Lok Sabha as gift to the newly remarried couple. All the MPs will be from the ruling party and will be at the beck and call of the couple.

The MPs have not been identified yet. But sources as reliable as Bengaluru weather have told Humor Unplugged that the MPs will be housed in the couple's new home and will serve their interests in addition to running errands. The couple will also be able to decide which questions these MPs will ask in parliament.

The identity of the MPs will be known once the results of the ongoing Lok Sabha elections are declared on June 4th. 

Special speech by Modi ji

PM, avatari purush and vishwaguru Shri Shri Modi ji has prepared a special speech for the occasion according to Humor Unplugged's sources in the PM's office. The low level language ridden speech targeting opposition leaders and Modi ji and Ambani's rivals is expected to touch a new low in the ongoing political discourse in the country.

"I saw the draft and a chill ran up my spine. At first I thought it was a speech for some event attended by Mumbai underworld. But then I saw the cover which mentioned it was Modi ji's speech for the Anant Ambani and Radhika Merchant wedding and I collapsed on the spot. When I came to my senses I was told it is just a draft and the final speech will be so laden with unbecoming language that the censor board won't clear it for broadcast on family channels," Humor Unplugged's source in the PMO said. 

Anant and Radhika