Ukranian war update: Ghost of Kyiv grounds the entire Russian Airforce

According to reliable reports coming in from Lviv, Ukraine, Ghost of Kyiv, the famous mythical Ukrainian pilot has now shot down over 7000 Russian aircraft effectively grounding the entire Russian airforce. This includes over 6000 fighter jets, 300 tankers, 100 aircraft kept in museums across Russia, 17 yet to be produced Sukhoi 75 aircraft, and many Lego models of Soviet and Russian aircraft kept in the offices of senior Russian air force officials.

It is claimed that the ghost shot down over 200 aircraft today during his breakfast (toast of Kyiv) without even leaving the Ukrainian Airforce cafeteria. The ghost’s ability to shoot down aircraft without leaving any smoldering wreckage behind has earned the appreciation of Eco-warriors and global leaders alike. “It is almost like he shoots them into exosphere from where the wreckage is ionized and disperses into outer space. I haven’t seen such great shooting since the days of Top Gun Part Deux,” a senior Ukrainian folklore official told Humor Unplugged.

The ghost’s next mission is to eliminate the Russian Navy. But before that, he has an even more dangerous mission to accomplish – to get home safely after buying his groceries.  

Ghost of Kyiv after downing a Russian Su 57