China's Global Times hacked. Displays true stories for the first time ever
Yes, you have heard it right. World's biggest bull****ing publication run by Chinese bot-heads Global Times was hacked in the wee hours of today morning.
Instead of defacing the website, hackers chose to post true stories that they found hidden in their data server. The result was that for the first time, a Chinese publication spoke the truth. The stories included a series of admissions. China accepted the fact that it was responsible for Coronavirus becoming a global pandemic. China also admitted that it's People Liberation Army (PLA) was no match for the Indian Army.
A senior Chinese bureaucrat was quoted admitting that China had stolen tech from US for its fighter aircraft, nuclear plants and warships. The funniest part was where Global Times goes hammer and tongs on China's vassal states pakistan and North Korea. "These two states have mortgaged their lands and future to China and put together, they are as useful as a plague for the people of China," according to an op-ed.
As and when the true site came online, a set of Chinese hackers started attacking the page and tried to hack it. When they were not successful a few of them went missing.
An angry Xi Jinping lost his cool for the 98th time today and asked for all Global Times employees to be sent to a regal Gulag in south China. Here is a screenshot of the 'true' Global Times website.
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Coffee is on me. It actually is...need to change my shirt now