It was so cold today that…

• Vijay Mallya was seen burning Kingfisher shares to keep himself warm
• Salman Khan was seen burning newspapers containing Jai Ho reviews to keep himself warm
• Kejriwal decided to consult Delhities to decide whether he should use a blanket, increase the AC temperature or wear a sweater
• Poopnam Pandey was seen wearing a bikini
• Rahul Gandhi said that unless the system was changed completely, the temperature won’t go up
• Al Gore said he was ready to review his stand on global warming
• Sri Lankan Navy stayed away from waters of the Bay of Bengal. But they did try to lure Indian fishermen to a few Lankan beaches in order to arrest them.
• People logged in to twitter just to indulge in unfriendly exchanges to keep themselves warm
• Syed Shah Geelani's teeth were chattering while they were still in the glass