Wife runs away with onion vendor, husband to sue the government

A guy from Bhopal whose wife ran away with an onion vendor plans to drag the union government to court over its failure to curb the soaring prices of essential commodities and for his wife not running away earlier.

Ammagaruqnik Uluriaq (name changed for privacy reasons), was upset because onion prices rose so late in the day. He has been married for almost a decade now. “I have been trying to get my wife to run away since ages and this has come so late in the day that I want to make someone pay here and I think the government is indeed a good choice. Besides my friends have urged me to sue the government for failing to control prices anyway so we are in effect targeting two missiles with one interceptor,” Uluriaq said.

When asked to what the government could have done to control prices, Uluriaq said the government should only allow prices to peak for a very short period of time and also share details on such a period with aggrieved partners, well in advance.

Union minister Kapil Sibal meanwhile defended the government. “We have done such a huge favour on this man and he is suing us. There is no justice in this world. He has already got what he wanted and still he wants to sue us. I find that extremely weird and unfathomable. This guy should be paying us and instead he is making us pay,” Sibal said trying hard to raise an eyebrow.

Mahesh Bhatt offers sympathies
Filmmaker Mahesh Bhatt reached Bhopal yesterday and spoke to Uluriaq. Bhatt offered his sympathies and said that he plans to make a movie on Uluriaq. "The script for the movie will be finalized once the movie grosses 30 crore or more at the boxoffice," Bhatt said.