Manmohan Singh and L K Advani to judge a dance show

In a bid to cast aside differences, show a semblance of unity and have a good time, Manmohan Singh and L K Advani have agreed to jointly judge the finals of a dance show aired on an Indian entertainment channel. Sources say that the two have already agreed to partake and judge the contestants.

“Yes, it is true and I cannot share any more details without compromising the Official Secrets Act. You media people (and bloggers) know everything. That Arnab fellow has even sent 97 questions to us on this. CAG is already analysing the loss to the exchequer due to PM’s participation in this contest and am sure he is going to come up with an astronomical figure and so Manish Tiwari and Diggi are on standby” Minister of State in the PMO V Narayanasamy said.

No one from Advani camp was available for comment on the record but over 400 people turned up the moment we mentioned ‘off the record’. “Advaniji and the PM will be judging a talent show together. This occasion will give the leaders enough time to understand each other positions on contentious issues like FDI in retail and reducing subsidy on fuel. Advaniji has confirmed that he will judge the contestants purely on merit; but yea he will also question them on their positions on retail FDI and fuel subsidy and their responses will also be a parameter for awarding marks. I know for sure that he (L K Advani) had changed his maid recently after he discovered that she was in favour of FDI in retail,” a senior BJP leader said.  

Sources also disclosed that while the Indian PM will go on air in the same paisey ped pey nahi ugthey style later to explain the rationale behind his judgement, L K Advani has already consulted his astrologers who told him that the stars were in favor of his participation in the show as a judge.    

The episode will be taped sometime next week and will be aired next Sunday, sources said.