Have not put Sid Mallya up for adoption: Vijay Mallya

Vijay Mallya spiked rumours claiming that he was unable to afford his son Siddharth Mallya's lavish lifestyle and had put him up for adoption, expecting Angelina Jolie to adopt him.

“No, I have no idea where these rumours are coming from.  Sid is chilling out and blowing away all that bailout money that SBI has pumped into our airline at various pubs. So who says I have put him up for adoption? Besides for now Deepika (Padukone) has already adopted him and is taking care of his transportation and lodging expenses,” Mallya said.

Mallya to bystander. Can you lend me some money? 

Sources have told Humor Unplugged that on Friday Mallya received a call from Angelina Jolie’s adoption office asking him to forward a detailed profile of Sid so that they could consider Mallya Jr as a potential candidate for adoption. His name was added to a pool of 300 adoption prospects shortlisted by Jolie’s adoption office mid last month.

When Vijay Mallya received the news, the King of Good Times lost his cool and tore three copies of Kingfisher calendar. He was so angry that he had to attend a doozy Rajya Sabha session to chill out.