Ajmal ‘brainwashed’ Kasab is Tourism ministry’s new brand ambassador

India’s tourism ministry has decided to appoint terrorist Ajmal Kasab as a brand ambassador for its new ‘Welcome to India’ campaign.

According to information published on its microsite, India’s tourism ministry will be using the services of LeT terrorist Ajmal Kasab for a new campaign. The leading international terrorist and pride of Pakistan will star in a series of online ads and roadshows aimed at positioning India as a favorable destination for all types of tourists. The campaign themed 'Welcome to India' has been conceptualized by a top advertising agency and will be launched in November to target the end of year visitors.

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“Kasab is the ideal brand ambassador for us. Inspite of being a ISI certified LeT terrorist we are treating him much better than our politicians. So imagine how we will be treating our tourists? That is the message we intend to convey. In fact even if you want to visit this country for terror purposes, you are more than welcome and we will soon be launching customized packages for such terrorists,” a spokesperson for the ministry said while confirming what we read on the microsite.

Home Minister P Chiduji, according to sources, has promised to release Kasab for the shoot. Kasab's lawyer Chavvani Lal who is staying in the same cell as the famous terrorist meanwhile praised the move and offered to partake in the campaign himself.

In addition to Kasab, the ministry is also considering a proposal to showcase intruding Chinese soldiers as ‘tourists’ rather than intruders. “Yes that is again something we have thought over. In fact I was planning to move a file on the proposal yesterday before my paid afternoon siesta. The big idea is that no one can stay away from India for long. You visit once – you keep coming back and that is what the Chinese soldiers are doing all the time. I wont call them intruders as they are our guests,” the bureaucrat said.