Jobless J&K assembly wants Poke Kitty back

The Jammu and Kashmir assembly is definitely jobless. After debating clemency for terrorist Afzal Guru, state legislators are now planning to have a passionate debate on clemency for cartoon character Poke Kitty.

At the time of going to press, the Jammu and Kashmir assembly was discussing a motion seeking pardon for Guru. After this debate, the assembly plans to take up another motion moved by legislator seeking pardon for notorious cartoon character Poke Kitty. It may be remembered that Poke Kitty, part of the Pokémon cartoon serial will be axed from the series in the next season. Poke Kitty has been accused of being a bad influence on children, thanks to his mischievous activities.

The makers of Pokémon have already made up their mind but the Jammu and Kashmir assembly is hopeful of making them reverse this decision and let Poke Kitty continue appearing in future episodes of Pokémon. “This is indeed a matter of grave concern for all J&K legislators as we love Poke Kitty. On so many occasions I have bunked sessions to watch him in action and I can never imagine Pokémon without him. Riots will break out if Poke Kitty is axed from Pokémon,” said Engineer Rashid, member of J&K assembly.

Poke Kitty

Once the J&K assembly approves the motion, the state CM will request Indian government to urge its Japanese counterpart to use its good offices to persuade Pokémon makers to include Poke Kitty in future episodes.

When Humor Unplugged told Rashid about how the assembly was wasting time and public money, he got angry and threatened to discuss a motion against our blog on the floor of the J&K house. “We are elected reps and we have a responsibility towards our electorate and I can never afford to take my election lightly. The J&K assembly has always debated serious issues. I would like to draw your attention to past debates such as fatwa on monkey man, title change for Spiderman-III etc, so don’t say we don’t care till you get your facts right, Mr Humor Unplugged. Else we will get a breach of privillge motion passed against your blog after a 45-hour debate,” Rashid said.