Global penguinhunt launched for Happy Feet

The penguin known as "Happy Feet" who went missing on his way home from New Zealand has apparently joined a group of underground neo-communists in Bolivia.

Happy Feet's satellite transmitter went quiet on Friday, less than a week after experts released the bird from a research ship into the Southern Ocean about a quarter of the way down to Antarctica. Initial dispatches from the device showed that Happy swam in a strange meandering route, ending up about 120 kilometers southeast of where he began by the time the last transmission came across Friday morning. Experts say his looping pattern was indeed puzzling and not like anything they had seen before.

Happy Feet family - granny, dad and
mom (L-R) are a worried lot

In the midst of all this, Interpol on Tuesday morning (GMT) launched a Red Corner Notice (RCN) for the escapee. Our sources in CIA claim that they have ample proof to indicate that the penguin has joined a secret neo-communist group Socialistas de un Nuevo Amanecer (SduNA) in Bolivia. Top sleuths in CIA HQ in Langley had a secret meeting on Monday evening to take stock of the situation and president Obama was given a 15 minute briefing by CIA chief that night. At that meeting, it was decided to chase the penguin and take him into custody at the earliest to prevent him from turning into a communist icon.

Obama then directed the FBI to request Interpol to issue a RCN. FBI promptly filed a fake case against the penguin of embezzlement and misappropriation and a got the Interpol to issue a notice. Happy's pic has been issued to airports across the globe and Interpol's nodal agencies have been asked to remain on a state of high alert. Interpol sources declined a chat invitation from Humor Unplugged while FBI has refused to go on record.

Happy Feet with comrades
at an undisclosed location

Pakistan meanwhile has denied reports appearing in a section of the press alleging she was harboring the penguin. "All such reports are false and misleading. The are baseless and the government of Pakistan denies them. We are ready to extend all support and cooperation to US to bring the penguin to book," Pakistani foreign minister Hina Rabbani said in London while shopping for a Hermès Birkin bag.

Humor Unplugged has managed to obtain a secret CIA pic showing Happy Feet at a meeting with his fellow communists at an undisclosed location. The picture was taken a few days back after Happy went missing. The other penguins are alleged SduNA recruiters in Antarctica.