BCCI unveils new Team India jersey

Faced with a string of defeats and a immensely forgettable tour, BCCI has finally got its act together to set things right for Team India.

Sources have told Humor Unplugged that Team India’s grandpa BCCI will issue a brand new jersey for the beleaguered Indian cricketers currently on tour in the UK. This jersey will be more in line with the current scenario wherein the team is in deep trouble and plagued by all kinds of injuries.

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"The Indian cricket team has lost its mojo and Dhoni has lost his midas touch. We are deeply concerned and we have started addressing the problem by extending the tenure of Srikkanth and all other selectors and by issuing a new jersey. Like the Indian government, we have also set up a standing committee to look into the dipping performance levels and suggest ways to arrest the downslide. The committee will be headed by former J&K CM Farooq Abdullah and will have Arun Jaitley and Lalloo Yadav as members. We wanted to rope in Amar Singh but he was not available so we had to rope in Lallooji,” the source said.

BCCI feels the new jersey will turn the team's fortunes around and further the players won’t have to change their clothing once they get injured. “They can be taken to the hospital and admitted directly without wasting any time. If our fast bowlers wear this jersey, chances are that our opponents might actually fear them,” the source said.