Now Kalmadi and A Raja want Aazadi

After the Jurassic monstrosity called Geelani asked for Aazadi, it was the turn of CWG clown Suresh Kalmadi and 2G goon A Raja to ask for Aazadi. Humor Unplugged has learnt that the two had recently organized a workshop with local serpent Arundathi Roy demanding nothing but complete independence from India for the trio. It is still not clear as to how these three got together and whether there is a territorial angle to the whole thing.

The Indian government has meanwhile agreed to the request and decided to send all three of them to the Chilean mine that has been kept open thanks to a special request from India. “This will give them aazadi for sure,” a senior bureaucrat in the ministry of external affairs said.

Humor Unplugged reports from Bangalore - Arundathi Roy meanwhile got stuck in a traffic jam in Bangalore early morning today, forcing her to renew her demand for aazadi. “You see such jams necessitate Aazadi and only independence can solve such problems,” she said.