USA and Pakistan joint terror claim form

Humor Unplugged has accessed a form prepared jointly by USA and Pakistan to help terror groups register a valid claim over a terror attack. This form, according to sources, will help USA determine the identity of group behind a terror attack on US soil, its links with Pakistan and more importantly how to defend Pakistan's role in the attack. The form will be supplied to all terror groups in Pakistan by the ISI and Pakistani army.

It is no secret that USA is keen to deflect attention from Pakistan after the latter's role in the most recent episode of terror came to light. Our investigations reveal that the Obama administration is more than keen to hide Pakistan's dirty linen behind a carpet of bogus investigation. Whats even more shocking? US' military aid to Pakistan is all set to double.