We will have more PMs than MPs
The third front or the tired front as it is better known as is a set of parties that have come together with a narrow minded agenda of grabbing power by hook or crook and getting their candidates to occupy the PMs chair. We spoke to third front’s chief c(r)ook Devil Gowda on why such a useless combination of clowns has been imposed on the nation.
AG: Whats wrong with you all? Cobbling up a coalition of unwanted parties at such a crucial time.
DG: We wanted to infuse some humor into the campaign. You see both the mainstream combinations UPA and NDA were becoming very serious as the poll dates came near. We wanted to bring in some bit of comic relief with third front.
AG: How do you plan to do that?
DG: We have brought the biggest set of clowns on the Indian political landscape under one roof. Where else can you see jokers like Prakash Karat, Mayawathi, Jayalalitha and the likes together? We want to entertain Indians with our speeches, acts and gameplan. As the days pass we will be making bigger speeches, making a mockery of our electorate and constitution.
AG: Its indeed ill luck for the nation that leaders like you and your third front counterparts were born in India.
DG: Yeah, I keep hearing that. Now its time to show the nation that we are the best pests around and I promise you that you will never be disappointed on that count. I was the worst PM ever and now I want someone to break my record and you know what it could be me all over again…(starts laughing, falls of the chair and faints Arnab waits till he regains consciousness)..
AG: your front has atleast 13 PM aspirants..
DG: we will have more prime ministers than members of parliament.
AG: How?
DG: Some of the PMs wont be elected guys…they will be PMs for 6 months.
AG: How will you accommodate all these guys?
DG: every one will be PM for an hour a day…that way we will ensure that everyone becomes PM for sometime.
AG: What about the country??
DG: We will think about that later. First of all we have to get channel enough money to get our voters to reelect us. The country will take care of itself. Imagine if every Indian citizen could get to be the PM of this country.
AG: Whats wrong with you all? Cobbling up a coalition of unwanted parties at such a crucial time.
DG: We wanted to infuse some humor into the campaign. You see both the mainstream combinations UPA and NDA were becoming very serious as the poll dates came near. We wanted to bring in some bit of comic relief with third front.
AG: How do you plan to do that?
DG: We have brought the biggest set of clowns on the Indian political landscape under one roof. Where else can you see jokers like Prakash Karat, Mayawathi, Jayalalitha and the likes together? We want to entertain Indians with our speeches, acts and gameplan. As the days pass we will be making bigger speeches, making a mockery of our electorate and constitution.
AG: Its indeed ill luck for the nation that leaders like you and your third front counterparts were born in India.
DG: Yeah, I keep hearing that. Now its time to show the nation that we are the best pests around and I promise you that you will never be disappointed on that count. I was the worst PM ever and now I want someone to break my record and you know what it could be me all over again…(starts laughing, falls of the chair and faints Arnab waits till he regains consciousness)..
AG: your front has atleast 13 PM aspirants..
DG: we will have more prime ministers than members of parliament.
AG: How?
DG: Some of the PMs wont be elected guys…they will be PMs for 6 months.
AG: How will you accommodate all these guys?
DG: every one will be PM for an hour a day…that way we will ensure that everyone becomes PM for sometime.
AG: What about the country??
DG: We will think about that later. First of all we have to get channel enough money to get our voters to reelect us. The country will take care of itself. Imagine if every Indian citizen could get to be the PM of this country.
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ReplyDeletedey ve a vision "Every citizen (with 'n' number of criminal cases) of India can become a PM"
At this rate..we are so taking over teh USA soon.. ;)
ReplyDeleteexactly.. they're just bunch of fools and a liability to the country.. lets lock them up in some old house and send kasab with the most advanced weapons..
ReplyDeletebut even then these dirty pigs might escape.. with someone like deve lauda anything is possible.. excuse me 4 the language, couldn't get a better slang 4 tat gaylord..
"The third front or the tired front as it is better known as is a set of parties that have come together with a narrow minded agenda of grabbing power by hook or crook and getting their candidates to occupy the PMs chair."
ReplyDeleteyou mean to say..other parties are not hungray for power? they are in the race to sincerely serve people?..and on what basis you say that..tried front?
look regional parties are playing an anchor role in forming a govt...why dont you be optimistic!!
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