Goons celebrate their own republic day...

Another Republic Day, a chance for the nation to exhibit its military might, ethnic diversity and scientific progress. While all this was on, a group of freaks were conducting a parallel Depublic day. These guys had managed to display a set of tableau showcasing their biggest achievements. Our correspondent was present at the event and managed to capture a glimpse of these tableaus heres the exclusive.

The Ramalingaraju tableau: Depicts the deposed Satyam chief doling out fake fixed deposit forms and siphoning money into boxes marked Maytas Infra and Maytas Properties. In the background one can see blindfolded executives of PwC happily accepting a cheque for 4.3 crores.

The MNS tableau: shows MNS chief Raj thrashing an Indian from the North. In one corner one can see his party activists destroying property and burning taxis belonging to migrants.

The Mamta Banherjee Tableau: Shows the TMC chief on fast in one corner of the tableau. In another corner, there are educated unemployed youth desperate for employment in the rural areas.

The Amar Singh tableau: Depicts a parliamentary debate in progress wherein bollywood stars in the guise of Socialite Party MPs are showcasing their acting skills. The debate lacks substance but the audience is glued in as they are seeing all famous stars deliver their most famous lines.

The ‘Ram Sena’ tableau: Shows young girls been beaten shamelessly by brainless antisocial hoodlums with proton sized brains. After a while the background transforms into a desert with Taliban styled idiots roaming around with donkeys.

The Indian media tableau: shows Indian media guys broadcasting live images from a commando operation to flush out terrorists to their handlers in Pakistan. The handlers are seen thanking the media guys for keeping them updated on the scene and giving them up to the minute information on the Indian government’s strategy. Another corner shows a news anchor scaring his guest to death by notoriously fidgeting.