Karat is all praise for bucknor

In what could be termed as a revolting development, commie joker Prakash Karrot aka pukky carrot has come out openly in favor of cheap duckbucknor. Speaking to mediapersons in the capital, he said that all of bucknors decisions were good ones and claimed that it was the Indian team which
was at fault for not agreeing with the u(va)mpire.

According to karat, the Indian team should have played in the true sprit of the game like the Chinese often do. When reminded that the Chinese sportsmen were using unknown chemicals and performance enhancers, karat said that such chemicals were part of the spirit of the game. When a journo pointed out that the Chinese do not play cricket, he said that India should help china build a cricket team and added that he will pull down the up(m)a government if they did not dispatch a high-level delegation of Indian cricketers to teach the border violators cricket soon.

Coming back to bucknor, karat claimed that the goofy umpire was one of the best umpires he had seen in recent times and termed the move to remove him for the remainder of the series as a poor one. “They should have retained bucknor and ensured that India lost the Perth test too. Our Chinese paymasters love it when India is defeated in any discipline,” he said and started laughing uncontrollably.
He informed the gathering that he will move a resolution in the next session of the commie folly bureau to make duckbucknor a fulltime commie. The other ump(dumb)ire who collaborated with duckbucknor will also be inducted soon, he claimed. Showering praises on the dastardly ump(bump)ires, he said “The way these two ump(chimp)ires joined hands to defeat the Indian team, is simply delightful and marvelous.”