I dont know what racism is: Symonds
Bored Massoomdar catches up with the joker of aussie cricket Andrew Symonds.
BM: What’s your problem? You have been behaving like a complete freak over the last few days. Care to explain?
AS: Its all due to Ram Gopal Varma and he is the culprit…
BM: What? How? You must be kidding…
AS: No I am serious. A dvd of RGV ki aaj is stuck in my PC and I am forced to see the movie everytime I log in to check my mail or browse the net. I am loosing my mind and whatever sanity I ever had.
BM: of all the excuses that I have heard so far this one takes the cake. Even if you were out of your mind, you shouldn’t have leveled such a serious allegation against an Indian player.
AS: You must be a big racist to ask such questions.
BM: Do you even know what the word means?
AS: Am not very sure. Steve Bucknor asked me to use this word in the charges leveled against Harbhajan.
BM: You mean you used such a critical word in such a casual manner?
AS: No idea what you are talking about my vocabulary is not very impressive but even then I will call you a racist. Infact I use that word very often. Yesterday, my newspaper guy dropped my newspaper on my neighbor’s lawn and I called him a racist. Then at the bar, when the barman delayed my drink I called him a racist too. Infact I have stuck a sticker on my car bumper that says ‘honk if you are a racist’.
BM: Does your skipper know what a racist means?
AS: He told me that it refers to someone who repairs cycles. Not sure if that the correct definition.
BM: Why are you so offended by the term monkey?
AS: Are you kidding? That word is a curse it is used to indicate some disease or something. Again I am not sure if that correct.
BM: Did you ever attend school?
AS: What does school mean?
BM: Never mind…you guys need help…lets stop the interview here.
Bored Masoomdar,
Sports editor
BM: What’s your problem? You have been behaving like a complete freak over the last few days. Care to explain?
AS: Its all due to Ram Gopal Varma and he is the culprit…
BM: What? How? You must be kidding…
AS: No I am serious. A dvd of RGV ki aaj is stuck in my PC and I am forced to see the movie everytime I log in to check my mail or browse the net. I am loosing my mind and whatever sanity I ever had.
BM: of all the excuses that I have heard so far this one takes the cake. Even if you were out of your mind, you shouldn’t have leveled such a serious allegation against an Indian player.
AS: You must be a big racist to ask such questions.
BM: Do you even know what the word means?
AS: Am not very sure. Steve Bucknor asked me to use this word in the charges leveled against Harbhajan.
BM: You mean you used such a critical word in such a casual manner?
AS: No idea what you are talking about my vocabulary is not very impressive but even then I will call you a racist. Infact I use that word very often. Yesterday, my newspaper guy dropped my newspaper on my neighbor’s lawn and I called him a racist. Then at the bar, when the barman delayed my drink I called him a racist too. Infact I have stuck a sticker on my car bumper that says ‘honk if you are a racist’.
BM: Does your skipper know what a racist means?
AS: He told me that it refers to someone who repairs cycles. Not sure if that the correct definition.
BM: Why are you so offended by the term monkey?
AS: Are you kidding? That word is a curse it is used to indicate some disease or something. Again I am not sure if that correct.
BM: Did you ever attend school?
AS: What does school mean?
BM: Never mind…you guys need help…lets stop the interview here.
Bored Masoomdar,
Sports editor
wow :-) Awesome sense of humor man!!!
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Santosh Rao.
Thank you Santoz...glad u liked it
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