BCCI unveils new Team India jersey

Faced with a string of defeats and a immensely forgettable tour, BCCI has finally got its act together to set things right for Team India.

Sources have told Humor Unplugged that Team India’s grandpa BCCI will issue a brand new jersey for the beleaguered Indian cricketers currently on tour in the UK. This jersey will be more in line with the current scenario wherein the team is in deep trouble and plagued by all kinds of injuries.

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"The Indian cricket team has lost its mojo and Dhoni has lost his midas touch. We are deeply concerned and we have started addressing the problem by extending the tenure of Srikkanth and all other selectors and by issuing a new jersey. Like the Indian government, we have also set up a standing committee to look into the dipping performance levels and suggest ways to arrest the downslide. The committee will be headed by former J&K CM Farooq Abdullah and will have Arun Jaitley and Lalloo Yadav as members. We wanted to rope in Amar Singh but he was not available so we had to rope in Lallooji,” the source said.

BCCI feels the new jersey will turn the team's fortunes around and further the players won’t have to change their clothing once they get injured. “They can be taken to the hospital and admitted directly without wasting any time. If our fast bowlers wear this jersey, chances are that our opponents might actually fear them,” the source said.


Saru Singhal said…
Yeah, they need it. I always wonder at the phrase 'tennis elbow'...I think Yuvraj will quit team India after this becomes dress code as he is a obsessive dresser.lol...Can't say much about Dhoni as his profession is modelling, he has experimented a lot on ramps and ads...lol
Mishi said…
hahaha@last line.....hello bloggy..kindda missed your first class humour...and you are rocking..still rocking I mean;p carry on with your work..you are doing great..and btw dont worry your team India will be just ine..give them a break yar..too much cricket khail li hai na unhon ny..thora rest bunta hai ub..and now em starting to believe that IPL is really killing the cricketers..you guys should do something about it..:-)
Saru :D Yuvraj will become that simi garewal's sidekick...considering teh way two were bonding so he will be more than happy to wear a mummy costume since that is what simi wears off camera :) as far dhoni is concerned he has no time for fashion now as he is busy fending off all kinds of attacks on his turf..poor guy...but thats the price of fame i guess :)
ello Mishi :) kahan vanish ho jaati ho in between :) i missed you too :) yea i completely agree with you bee see see eye is killing the goose that lays golden eggs with IPL...and the miracle is no player gets injured during iPL its only when they play for the nation that all the ouchs come out :(
Tia said…
mummification of the team...:D i loved the pic

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