Arindam Chaudhuri sues Aishwarya Rai Ficus Bachchan

Nutty professor, certified joker and all round clown Arindam Chaudhuri has filed a lawsuit against soon to be mother of twins and Amitabh Bachchan’s daughter in law Aishwarya Rai Ficus Bachchan. The suit, seeking an undisclosed sum in USD as damages, has been filed in a court in Silchar, Assam and alleges that Aishwarya has blatantly copied Arindam’s so called trademark ponytail look without giving ‘due credit' to the pesky freak.

Chaudhuri’s lawyer says “the respondent has caused grievous injury to the brand value of my client who has promised me a laptop if I win this case. Even otherwise, my highly admired and valued client who is as well known as Iraq’s vice president and as respected as Libyan dictator Muhammad al-Gaddafi has been insulted by this unjustified and insensitive copycat act. My client has asked me to file a case and seek appropriate damages from her”.

The lawyer who has defended many ameboid slime balls such as N D Tiwari in the past, went on to say that his client will not rest till the Bachchan’s shell out 'decent compensation' to his client. “My salary depends on the compensation that I extract and so I will ensure that Mr. Chaudhuri wins. Even if it means I will have to stop pretending I am a human being for the duration of the case".

When contacted Amitabh Bachchan said "he (Chaudhuri) is seeking damages and that's what we are going to give him. We will damage him beyond repair."


The pic cited by Chaudhuri as evidence




Comments

Red Handed said…
Loooool...i want to believe tht its true!
Lovely!
:D lolz buddy...nevr know..with the rate at which he is suing, he might just do it...:)
Tintu said…
Wow... It is something India should celebrate than an Independence Day... What about the other million women who are expecting? Oh whatever.. the kid will have a Bachchan last name.. good for the kid..
Hi Tintu thanks for dropping by..this has been all over TV n papers today...but the real story is of chadhuri suing some poor publisher in Delhi for writing against his so called institute...so I thought weave the aish bit in...just to make it a bit more spicy...:)
Sujatha Sathya said…
lawyer promised laptop for winning - LOL...poor lawyer ! what easy motivation!
:D thanks Sujatha...the latest update is that our dude has asked for an i-pad instead of a laptop :)))

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