The most-hated Indian
Indian Idle gets underway
The race is one to crown
This year’s edition brings together some of the most despicable and devilish creatures, the likes of which have brought much shame to the country. These are pests, jerks and freaks who the country hopes would stay idle for the betterment of the nation. The winner gets a one-way deportation ticket to
As usual, even this year there is a commie at the helm of the rat race. With his undying loyalty towards his Chinese paymasters, Prakash Carrot AKA puky carrot is said to be the front runner for the award. He has done his best to scuttle the nuke deal, use armed bandits to kill innocents in
Karat would have been a clear winner hadn’t it been for our next idle. This is the dude who has many professions and manages all of them with equal ease. He is a real-estate agent, a tout, a petroleum vendor, a certified pest and a nuisance to the nation. Say hello to Deve Gowda, a real roach, who will stop at nothing to further his personal interests. DG is a well-known pest in Karnataka and also has the honor of being the worst PM of
Among the other contestants is a dude by name Rajat Sharma. He is credited with running one of the nation’s cheapest news channel. By cheap we are not talking money, but content, presentation, fake stings and moral and ethical values. Breaking news according to his channel is a fake dongi fakir dancing with a snake or ghosts haunting some remote non-descript village. His channel also has the maximum number of fake stories and in the guise of news, is known to shamelessly propagate superstitions and unscientific values. His channel is a clear waste of a transponder in space, not to mention peoples’ time. Rajat could well be the dark horse in the race.
Other contenders for the ticket include Petroleum vendor Nutwar Singh, Jinnah lover Oddvani, Jaswant Singh (who is doing more ‘mole searching’ these days), Mufti Mohhamed Sayyed, among others.
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