Showing posts from November, 2007

The most-hated Indian

Indian Idle gets underwayThe race is one to crown India’s least wanted character(s). The Indian Idle, a contest to determine the nation’s most-hated and loathed people kicked off in a grand fashion in the capital yesterday.This year’s edition brings together some of the most despicable and devilish creatures, the likes of which have brought much shame to the country. These are pests, jerks and freaks who the country hopes would stay idle for the betterment of the nation. The winner gets a one-way deportation ticket to Timbuktu and his Indian passport is revoked in a public ceremony.

As usual, even this year there is a commie at the helm of the rat race. With his undying loyalty towards his Chinese paymasters, Prakash Carrot AKA puky carrot is said to be the front runner for the award. He has done his best to scuttle the nuke deal, use armed bandits to kill innocents in Bengal, preach his pre-stone age commie theories and of course prevent the Indian government from doing anything good.…
Rome Shanti Rome Movie review: *** 1/2A tale of rebirth, patriotism and unbound love…sums up this new movie. It has all the elements of a potboiler with a intellectual hero, a evil villain and a fumbling joker thrown in. The movie begins with a desperate Manmohan in the last leg of his political career trying to push a vital deal for the nation’s energy security. He is stopped in tracks by a evil Chinese sponsored villain called Karat. The villain and his Chinese cronies scuttle the deal and have Manmohan removed from his post and the PM simply fades away into the pages of history as a man who couldn’t. Next the movie fast forwards to the year 2043. BJP has formed a coalition government with the commies and are again on the verge of signing a new nuke deal. The 143 year-old Karat, who is now older than the oldest turtle, once again attempts to stall the deal. Manmohan is now reborn as Mac, the lead singer of a rock band. During one of his performances at a rock concert, he starts gett…