Indian Gas Marketing agency develops a time machine
A Bangalore based gas distribution company affiliated with Indian Oil Corporation subsidiary Indane has claimed that it has invented a time machine to deliver cylinders in the past. An announcement to this effect was made in the city by Indane's Chief Incompetence Officer Dayal Goli today.
Goli claimed that the machine built with commissions usurped by the agency via various black marketing and customer harassment initiatives by Shri Giridhar Agencies located on Residency Road can deliver cylinders to over 300 time zones in the past. "One can call us, pay a call charge of 3 crore rupees followed by commission charges of only 1.2 crores and we will deliver a cylinder to your ancestors. We will also return with a signed document to confirm delivery. We are the first agency in the world to do this and we are so excited that I was able to move an inch from my chair within 4 hours of entering my office yesterday," Goli said.
When told that it could be the other way round that booking made 30 years back were being delivered today, Goli got angry and gave a frown so horrendous looking that the power went of for nearly 4 hours. "What do you think this is, some kind of a joke? We have been harassing customers since eternity and have blackmarketeerd over a million cylinders to fund this project. Indane and Indian Oil Corporation are our partners in this drive. So chill," Goli added.
When we asked a guy from the gas agency he said "this is full insulting. Your society, country manners this?"
Goli claimed that the machine built with commissions usurped by the agency via various black marketing and customer harassment initiatives by Shri Giridhar Agencies located on Residency Road can deliver cylinders to over 300 time zones in the past. "One can call us, pay a call charge of 3 crore rupees followed by commission charges of only 1.2 crores and we will deliver a cylinder to your ancestors. We will also return with a signed document to confirm delivery. We are the first agency in the world to do this and we are so excited that I was able to move an inch from my chair within 4 hours of entering my office yesterday," Goli said.
When told that it could be the other way round that booking made 30 years back were being delivered today, Goli got angry and gave a frown so horrendous looking that the power went of for nearly 4 hours. "What do you think this is, some kind of a joke? We have been harassing customers since eternity and have blackmarketeerd over a million cylinders to fund this project. Indane and Indian Oil Corporation are our partners in this drive. So chill," Goli added.
When we asked a guy from the gas agency he said "this is full insulting. Your society, country manners this?"
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| Indian Oil Corporation provided this screenshot as proof for their Time Travel prowess |
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