Raj Thackeray showcases riot collection

Maharashtra No Nirman Sena (MNS) chief Raj Thackeray today showcased his trademark riot tactics to a group of followers who had assembled outside his house as part of the MNS India Thrash Em Week. The demonstration lasted a few hours and included acts by MNS vandals who showed their ability to destroy public property and create and propagate nuisance.

At the event, the goons burnt a fake police vehicle in under
7 secs, thereby setting a record of sorts
The collection of acts was part of Raj Thackeray’s Spring-Winter Riot collection or so he claimed. “Everything bad that’s happening in Mumbai is due to the migrants. They have even infiltrated Bollywood and are making bogus movies like Chennai Express. The movie would have had turned out much better if it was called Mumbai Express. It is to prevent such things that my thugs, goons, bandicoots and hoodlums train for. MNS India Thrash Em Week gives my people a chance to feature their unique riot acts which can be emulated by others when a riot breaks out and give us enough destructive mileage,” said Raj Thackeray.

The event witnessed enthusiastic participation from goons of all hues and sizes. “I am now more confident. Last year I was in the middle of a riot but could just break the windshield of a Nano. Now I am sure of setting fire to atleast 5 vehicles even before I go for my first tea break,” an MNS goon said.

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