Showing posts from June, 2013

Infant called by cops for questioning after posing as Kim Kardashian’s baby North West

A toddler, a tiny little thing that had not even opened his eyes properly was summoned to Lost Hills Sheriff department near Kim’s home in Calabasas yesterday evening reports Humor Unplugged’s Hollywood correspondent. The baby was posing as North West and posting his pics on various internet forums, some of which were brought to the notice of Kim and Kanye by anxious relatives who were afraid the fake baby would run away with millions of dollars in exclusive pics.

Sheriff Lee Baca who was told about the case said that a complaint regarding impersonation and fraud  was filed by Kanye West on Monday morning. While investigating the case, the cops came across baby pics that were reportedly uploaded by a baby residing in Woodland hills. The baby is staying with a maid and the whereabouts of his parents are not known. It is also not known as to why the baby pretended to be North West on his social media profile.

“So far we do not know anything and do not wish to rule out anything and are…

Hollywood and Bollywood need to work together to curb bad actors: John Kerry

US Secretary of State and Pakistan’s unofficial foreign minister John Kerry began his two hour ‘timepass’ tour of India by urging the two nations to put their heads together to curb common problems in vital areas such as entertainment. Kerry has already informed the Indian government that he is in India just to refuel his plane before heading to Pakistan as he is not sure of the quality of fuel he will get there, sources said.

“I have no serious engagements here. In fact I didn’t even meet your usual motley crew of ministers and I would like to state that this is simply a pitstop and I am not here to do any serious business. So what are you guys doing here? You should be doing something important like reporting on your masters in the government or attacking bloggers and social media,” Kerry told a delegation of journalists.  

He said he will take just one question before he moves to his native Pakistan. When asked as to what he felt was a common problem that US and India faced, Kerr…

Calvin and Hobbes on Lok Sabha adjournments


Arnab Goswami asks Shilpa Shetty’s husband Raj Kundra to resign, gets pulped

The passport of Rajasthan Royals co-owner Raj Kundra has been seized and he has been asked not to leave the country till the IPL spot-fixing probe is over, a Delhi Police official said today.  The media which has been asking for a spate of resignations on the spotfixing gate, lost no time in asking him to resign. Leading the charge was none other than Times Now's L'enfant terrible Arnab Goswami.

“You, sir, have breached the ceiling of impropriety. You have demonstrated the shallowness of your personality and possess a soul that is currently indebted to the devil himself, thanks to your misdeeds. I would therefore seek your resignation at the earliest before this storm withers away and before another scam breaks out in this nation and eclipses your misdemeanors. This episode warrants your resignation and Times Now will not rest, eat nor visit the restroom till we obtain your resignation,” said Arnab Goswami on Newshour.

Raj Kundra was shaken to the core. After consulting an onl…

Calvin and Hobbes on IPL and match fixing