Munching squirrel attacks National Internet backbone, NSG scrambled

In the wee hours of today morning when the rest of the nation was asleep, an intruder allegedly attacked the country’s internet backbone- a series of servers resting in the nation’s financial capital, Mumbai. The intruder in question, a disgruntled squirrel, chewed away a crucial cable that led to a 3 TB dip in national bandwidth availability. This means that the nation will have to do with less internet, this weekend.

CCTV footage of the munching delinquent
When the attack was first detected, the nation’s premier technical intelligence agency the National Technical Research Organisation (NTRO) thought that the nation’s cyber infrastructure was under attack by forces inimical to the nation and asked the government to take immediate action. The home ministry reacted as usual by scrambling the NSG which reached the scene of crime within minutes only to be shocked beyond belief.

When the NSG commandoes landed at the top-secret venue, they were greeted by the ‘inimical’ perpetrator, a lone squirrel. The servers weren’t attacked by the squirrel as initially thought, but were down because the cooling system in the building was not functioning properly. But the submarine VSNL cable which brings in almost 3 TB of bandwidth was severely damaged, thanks to the munching squirrel. The squirrel was arrested immediately and has been remanded to judicial custody for a week. Intelligence sources have refused to rule out the role of an external paw in the incident.

The opposition leaders got into a huddle almost as soon as the news hit the wires and started discussing a strategy to corner UPA on the issue. "We have decided to take the government to task since this is a matter of national security and they (government) cannot take it lightly. So we will have a proper debate on the floor of the house and follow it with tea and biscuits," a BJP leader said.

Comments

Saru Singhal said…
Poor creature...lol... Authorities have to buy peanuts to feed now...Less internet doesn't mean, you will not post. You know, we are addicted to HP now...
haha :D yea saru...its another delinquent sarkari mehman that we have with us now :)...:) and thanks HP is also addicted to your poetry...count me in as your biggest fan.. :)
Abhishek said…
LOL awesome... how do u come up with this stuff man? :D
Thanks buddy ;) i have no idea where these ideas come from :)
Hemant said…
I always wonder where u get these ideas from!!!!

Awesomely awesome :)
:D thanks Hemant :) they just appear thats all...dont know from where :)) dont know how :)
Tia said…
i liked this and the other post about it regretting :P
The update is that they have set the squirrel free doo :) thanks to our campaign ;)))

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