If India wins the World Cup

Some people have claimed they will do all kinds of things if India lifts the ICC Cricket World Cup. Here are a few things some others can do to inspire the Indian team.

If India lifts the cup…
• A Raja should return the 3000 bribe he took and the telcos should return 60000 crores
• Emran Hashmi and Uday Chopra should quit acting
• Arnab Ghoswami should start News Hour with a positive news
• Amar Singh should get a plastic surgery done to look like a human being
• Sharad Pawar should quit politics and stick to ICC
• Advaniji should retire to his native in Karachi and take over as caretaker of Jinnah mausoleum
• The Indian government should publish the names of Swiss Bank account holders
• Suresh Kalmadi should do his version of “suicide mausijee”. The only difference being that he should actually commit suicide towards the end
• No powercuts in Bangalore in May
• Yedurappa to donate 10 days of bribes collected by him to the Japan Earthquake relief fund
•  Bharkha Dutt should stop being a journalist and take up the role of a scheming aunty-in-law in one of those SaaS-Bahu serials..


Popular posts from this blog

Chandigarh boy appointed planetary protection officer by NASA

Power situation in Bangalore goes from grim to "whatever is worse than grim"

Indrani Mukherjea case: Aamir Khan to cry over the weekend