New Taliban recruitment ad

My name is Mullah Gomar. I am a Senior Logistics Manager with Taliban in Pakistan. I have been with the Taliban for over 10 years now and I can vouch for the fact that Taliban is a great place to work, grow and die. Where else can you be woken up by explosions, work with some of the best donkeys in the business, draw Pakistan government salary and sleep with gunfire. At Taliban our work is our business and we mind it like no one else.    

So come join the movement and ignore the dead guy in the background. 
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