Ajmal Kasab gets UID, will star in TV shows
Ajmal Amir Kasab the lone surviving 26-11 terrorist from Pakistan will be among the first recipients of the Unique Identification number or UID number. A decision to this effect was taken by the Indian government on Friday evening and the same was communicated by our moles in the home ministry to India’s favorite blog Humor Unplugged. The UID will be conferred on him at a special ceremony to be held in Mumbai in November.
The government it seems has made up its mind to keep the terrorist alive and has lost all interest in hanging him. “Hang him?? Do you speaka English? Why should we do that? We will keep him here as long as possible and let him die of natural causes or till Pakistani terrorists highjack a Indian aircraft and force us to release him. We have also allowed him to contest the next elections and the parliament is already filled with people like him and he will feel at home there,” Indian home minister P Chidambaram told Humor Unplugged.
To star in a reality showA major entertainment channel has signed on a one year deal with Kasab. As per the agreement, Kasab will play various roles in ongoing saas-bahu serials on that channel. He will also be an inmate in the next season of reality show Big Boss. “Our serials are for the brain dead semi-zomboids with a fossilized semi human existence and in this context, Kasab fits perfectly into the mould that we have been looking for,” said Chavvani Lal, content head for Collars TV.
The government it seems has made up its mind to keep the terrorist alive and has lost all interest in hanging him. “Hang him?? Do you speaka English? Why should we do that? We will keep him here as long as possible and let him die of natural causes or till Pakistani terrorists highjack a Indian aircraft and force us to release him. We have also allowed him to contest the next elections and the parliament is already filled with people like him and he will feel at home there,” Indian home minister P Chidambaram told Humor Unplugged.
To star in a reality showA major entertainment channel has signed on a one year deal with Kasab. As per the agreement, Kasab will play various roles in ongoing saas-bahu serials on that channel. He will also be an inmate in the next season of reality show Big Boss. “Our serials are for the brain dead semi-zomboids with a fossilized semi human existence and in this context, Kasab fits perfectly into the mould that we have been looking for,” said Chavvani Lal, content head for Collars TV.
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