Borat joins Obama administration

Obama administration has strengthened its AFPAK team by adding a new nominee in addition to its special representative Richard Holbrooke. An announcement to this effect was made by SoS Hillary Clinton in Washington on Sunday morning.

Borat Sagdiyev, the famous clown who claims to be from Kazakhstan, has been asked to join Holbrooke’s office in a ‘special’ capacity. “No one understands the region like Borat. He is a regional expert and the Pakistanis are quite comfortable with him,” Hillary told Washington Online in an interview. “Our policy is to make a good joke out of peace and stability in the sub continent and promote attacks on other countries; we also want Pakistan to continue training and exporting terrorists the way they have always done and this is a step in that direction,” she added. Borat has meanwhile thanked US for the post and said that he will join the office on April 1. “We is attacking the rear of those lizard chewing sons of sand that will be mixed with the foul soil from the sewage eating plant,” Borat said when asked about his new role.

It may be noted that US has decided to pay $ 7.5 billion to Pakistan for its “assistance” in the war on terror. Obama has termed this as a down payment for guaranteeing security of America in the future. Pakistani army has budgeted the expenditure under various heads and made a submission before Holbrooke. A mysterious head in this chart is “miscellaneous expenditure” for which Pakistani army has allocated $ 6.5 billion.

Meanwhile, in unrelated news, Taliban has also prepared its own budget for the fiscal starting May 09. The number one terrorist organization in the world has earmarked $ 6.5 billion as income. Taliban says that it will use this amount to improve the terror infrastructure in AFPAK and also mount more attacks on various countries using this money. The money has come from its “friend in Pakistan”, Taliban spokesperson said.