China may grant asylum to Ramlinga Raju

Disgraced promoter-chairman of Satyam, Ramalinga Raju may be granted asylum by China, if some reports emerging from Beijing are to be believed. Chinese news agency Xinhua quoting a top government official has reported that the Chinese government was actively considering a proposal to bring Raju to china and employ him.

“We have been following the case very closely and feel that Mr. Raju has tremendous potential and want to explore all options. The Chinese government thrives on fudging records and data on all aspects of governance and we are certain that Mr. Raju will be a valuable asset to us for furthering this cause,” the unnamed Chinese government official told Xinhua. “This guy has managed to fool so many people including folks from PWC and we are really keen on having him in our team,” the official added.

According to analysts, most figures doled out by the Chinese government on treasury, GDP growth, exports etc are all inflated. The Chinese government goes all out to ensure that all the feel good figures are inflated to a great degree. “Right from the value of the currency to the number of political prisoners, everything is fudged. Even the data pertaining to the area under china is exaggerated and managed by an independent ministry that releases these bogus numbers,” a Beijing university professor told this blogger.

Pakistan, it may be remembered, had earlier said that it won’t be giving asylum to Raju. “We have enough clowns of our own. We are also sheltering terrorists from over 35 nations and that’s all we are going to do. We can’t hide Raju,” a spokesperson for the Pakistani foreign affairs ministry said.

Comments

deekay said…
nice read, but tell me, is everything about China fudged??
Prayukth said…
Yes dude. You see openly manipulate the value of their currency. Then all the figures related to GDP, industry output etc are totally fudged and false..these are just feel good figures thrown by the Chinese govt...many western experts take all such info with a shovel of salt...
Sand said…
Ha ha...Good one dude...

You know it may be interesting to note here that Raju's confession of the fraud and Pakistan's confession of Kasab is a Pakistani came on the same day...

I have a feeling, Pakistan was in a catch 22 situation...India must've threatened that we will prove Raju is from Pakistan ;-)

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