* Average size of potholes in the city up by 2.5 mts.
* Density of cuties on MG and Brigades up by 2.03 percent, expected to increase further
* As merucry soars, size of skirts et. all reduces by 2.2 percent
* Employess catching 40 winks up by 10 percent (Deve gowda not included)
* Sehwag to join hands with Deve Gowda to launch a "do nothing party"