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Monday, March 10, 2014
|An artist's impression of a tolled |
footpath in Bangalore
When an impatient journo asked him as to what his government was planning to do, Kumar appeared dazed. Hearing the question, a pan-chewing bureaucrat who was sitting in the audience rushed towards Kumar and handed him a note that the minister read verbatim.
“The tolled footpaths will go a long way in keeping our pedestrians safe and will also fill our coffers with money that can be used to fund our overseas junkets. In fact, I have scheduled trips to Disneyland, Florida and Bolshoi theater in Moscow to see how folks there maintain their footpaths. It is going to be one hell of an academic trip,” Kumar said.
Saturday, February 22, 2014
In an email communication addressed to the Chief Election Commissioner, the PA to BCCI president N Srinivasan, Chaudhuri Baby Lal asked the CEC to direct his office to postpone the polls as “a non-event like elections should not be allowed to interrupt something as important as the Indian Premier League”.
“Your attention is drawn to the fact that the Indian Premier League is more important to India than its elections. Also, the BCCI is today stronger than the Indian government as we have more crooks per square inch of our real estate than the government and we don’t have to answer to clowns such as Kejriwal who keep writing letter for no reason whatsoever. Given this context, India should give adequate and more priority to IPL while elections can be held at leisure later. Besides, with the IPL happening at the same time as elections, thugs in this country will have to make a choice between elections and IPL as they won’t be able to focus on polls ” the email said.
In his letter Baby Lal also offered to sponsor the Indian elections. “We are open to funding the upcoming elections if all poll agents wear a BCCI jersey and the elections are named after BCCI,” the letter added.
Sunday, February 16, 2014
The party christened Agitated Anchor Party was launched at a grand function attended by various anchors from across the country. Some of them even came to blows towards the end though. Arnab claimed that his party will deliver more drama, agitation and action than Arvind Kejriwal's Aam Aadmi Party.
“Our party would focus on coming to power for not more than two hours in each state during prime time. During our stint we will challenge the opposition to indulge in animated debates on various issues and once we have got enough TRPs, we will resign and move on to another state. We hope to have finished one round of reign in each Indian state by 2022,” Arnab said.
Arnab also said that like Kejriwal used to run to Ram Leela Maidan everytime he wanted to protest, his partymen would converge at the Times Now studio to protest and agitate. The party’s symbol would be a poking pen pointed towards the person seeing it. The party has started a collections drive and more funds would be mobilised by charging politicians who appear in various debates on news channels.
“This is a much needed platform for us anchors. Earlier we used to fight against each other and now we will be able to fight against others,” said Rajdeep Sardesai.
“We are together”
Blaming "two penny bloggers" for spreading rumors about problems in his marital life, Arnab Goswami claimed that he and his wife Pipi were more than happily married. “I infact bought her a new rolling pin to thrash me this valentine day. She infact used it that very day on me and I was admitted to my usual hospital with a slipped disk. If this isn’t true love, then what is? You tell me. The nation demands to know,” Goswami said.