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Friday, June 13, 2014

10 things you will end up paying for if you fly Air Asia

Ready to fly?

  • Air hostesses smile
  • Seat arm rest and seat buckle usage rights 
  • Bus fare on busses that transfer you from the gate to the plane
  • Safety demo
  • Proof of identity verification
  • Open window shade 
  • In-flight announcements and weather updates 
  • Reclining seats
  • Seat tray
  • Deplaning charges in case of an emergency 

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Pickpocket sentenced to listen to 40 hours of IPL Hindi commentary

In a unique first, a high altitude court in Silichar sentenced a pickpocket to watch over 40 hours of non-stop IPL coverage in Hindi. The order passed on Friday was widely welcomed by broad sections of the society while human rights groups expressed concern over the development of a precedent.

Clean bowled
While handing over the judgement, the judge said “you have committed a cardinal sin, one that is reserved for politicians and similar lowlife. Picking the pocket of a middle class salaried employee is a crime of the worst order and you will be punished accordingly and I will spare no mercy in this regard”.

The pickpocket is said to have fainted when he heard the judgement. His lawyer while pleading for display of leniency, she said that her client is ready to listen to Ravi Shastri for 40 hours but will not be able to survive Hindi IPL commentary. The judge put on his earphones and pretended to listen to rock while she was pleading.

Saturday, April 12, 2014

PM Manmohan Singh wrote a page for The Accidental Prime Minister

Many of you dont know that PM Manmohan Singh had written a page for Sanjay Baru's The Accidental Prime Minister. The former PMO bottom dweller confessed this in a google talk chat with our correspondent. Baru even shared a snapshot of Manmohan Singh's contribution. This is how it looks...

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Indian Gas Marketing agency develops a time machine

A Bangalore based gas distribution company affiliated with Indian Oil Corporation subsidiary Indane has claimed that it has invented a time machine to deliver cylinders in the past. An announcement to this effect was made in the city by Indane's Chief Incompetence Officer Dayal Goli today.

Goli claimed that the machine built with commissions usurped by the agency via various black marketing and customer harassment initiatives by Shri Giridhar Agencies located on Residency Road can deliver cylinders to over 300 time zones in the past. "One can call us, pay a call charge of 3 crore rupees followed by commission charges of only 1.2 crores and we will deliver a cylinder to your ancestors. We will also return with a signed document to confirm delivery. We are the first agency in the world to do this and we are so excited that I was able to move an inch from my chair within 4 hours of entering my office yesterday," Goli said.

When told that it could be the other way round that booking made 30 years back were being delivered today, Goli got angry and gave a frown so horrendous looking that the power went of for nearly 4 hours. "What do you think this is, some kind of a joke? We have been harassing customers since eternity and have blackmarketeerd over a million cylinders to fund this project. Indane and Indian Oil Corporation are our partners in this drive. So chill," Goli added.

When we asked a guy from the gas agency he said "this is full insulting. Your society, country manners this?"

Indian Oil Corporation provided this screenshot
as proof for their Time Travel prowess