Friday fry: Greenpeace to honor Sunny Deol
Leading actor and the only man with arms weighing a few kilos, Sunny Deol will be honored by global environment NGO, Greenpeace. A decision to this effect was taken at a hurriedly convened meeting of the organisation in Auckland yesterday. The meeting was convened in such a hurry that there were no snacks or beverages available at the venue during the meeting.
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Our Greenpeace source tells us that the special committee went through over 50 hours of footage that showed Sunny Deol uprooting over 37000 handpumps before deciding to award him. “Members found his anger to be absolutely legitimate and if every Indian was as angry with people who use water from borewells and handpumps indiscriminately, we wouldn’t have been in a situation where the water table has fallen to historic lows. This will lead to seismic issues in the short term and socio-economic issues in the long term,” she said. She also told us that Sunny will be offered the role of a brand ambassador for water conservation in India.
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who had dug an illegal borewell
Sunny Deol could not be reached for comment.