Hillary Clinton will soon have sleepovers in UP

Yes folks, you heard it first on your favourite blog. Here is the whole story.

After deploying US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for negotiating with a tough ally – Mamata Banerjee, Congress is now planning to give her a new assignment. According to our sources in 24 Akbar Road, India’s very own GOP is planning to involve her in reviving the party in UP for the 50th time.

Clinton with her team
Apparently, Hillary Clinton has accepted the proposal and is currently chalking out a schedule which would involve sleepovers in dalit homes and travel by trains and road to the remotest parts of the state to deliver huge speeches on holding Pakistan accountable for terrorism and other issues. She has also been asked to up the aunty by indulging in all kinds of possible and impossible drama to attract attention to the cause of the party and attack Congress’ rivals in the state.  Hillary’s office in Washington couldn’t be reached for comments, but an aide close to Clinton confirmed the development.

“She (Clinton) has been quite idle offlate and her husband has finally started behaving himself. In the last one year, Bill has only been caught 3 times with other women as compared to 43 times the year before so Hillary has decided to look out for new and challenging assignments outside US as she is now more comfortable with the thought of leaving Bill home alone. The Congress party in India is already using her services to fix a tough ally and now they have approached her to do more for them,” the source said.

Congress may even post her as a party spokesperson in the short term. It may be remembered that the post fell vacant recently after Abhishek Manu Singhvi’s adventures went live on You Tube. Sources have also told us that journo Borkha Dutt is quite disappointed by this move by Congress as she was expecting the party to nominate her as the spokesperson.

Comments

indu chhibber said…
What a thought S.S!sleepovers in dalit homes?she will need lessons from someone.
:D yeap thats the big idea...for cong to take over UP...
Anonymous said…
She has also been asked to up the aunty by indulging in all kinds of possible and impossible drama to attract attention to the cause of the party and attack Congress’ rivals in the state.

Is there a typo in aunty (for ante) or is it a subtle joke?

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