A Raja, Suresh Kalmadi and B S Yedurappa launch trust
Three of India’s most notorious criminally corrupt crooks (NCC) have come together to form a trust that will seek custody of all newly discovered public treasures and wealth. Yes, you have heard it right, these three crooks have already filed a claim with the finance ministry for handing over the treasure found at the Sree Padmanabhaswamy Temple in Kerala to their trust so that the money can be used for ‘public welfare’.
The trust called KRY (Kalmadi, Raja and Yeddy) was inaugurated on Thursday by the trio with Dayanidhi Maran in attendance. “Between us we have spent over 90 years in public service and have handled over 3,00,000 crores in public money. Only we have the expertise to manage such a huge sum of money and the government should release the same to us so that we can use it for public welfare,” Kalmadi said while having noodles with a jail superintendent in Tihar.
“I haven’t had sound sleep since I heard about the treasure in Kerala. I mean just imagine if some criminal steals it or some other untoward incident happens then all that money will go waste. The money should be released to us and we will ensure that it is used properly,” a beaming Yedurappa said.
|The dreaded trio at the inauguration of KRY|