Arnab Goswami admitted to hospital after scuffle with wife

The nation has been scam free for 3 days in a row and this has caused some unintended consequences..

Cops were called in to newsman Arnab ’22 questions’ Goswami’s residence after an instance of domestic violence was reported by his wife Pipi Goswami last night.

According to close friends, Arnab was very angry and stressed by the fact that he didn’t have any new scam to crow about for the last 3 days and the frustration seems to have got the better of him. It may be remembered that many citizens are perplexed and puzzled that no scam has been reported from any part of the country over the last few days. Things have gotten so worse that CNN-IBN editor Rajdeep Sardesai has been camping near the Comptroller and Auditor General Of India's (CAG) residence since the last two days with the hope of getting some information on a new scam.

“He came in last night and found Pipi watching a religious channel, lost his temper and started questioning her with 4 other imaginary guests. He then sat down and started preparing his trademark 22 questions. Pipi didn’t waste a second and called her mother informing her that she will be coming home for a few days. After keeping the phone, she went to the living room where Arnab was sitting, dragged him to the floor and beat the daylights out of him using a special broom that she had kept for such occasions. Before Arnab could even criticise her cooking, Pipi lifted him and slammed him on the centre table. But Arnab got up and flung Pipi. That was indeed the last straw. Pipi got up, lifted a box containing printouts of questions Arnab had asked his guests over the last few years and hit him on the head with it. Adjusting his glasses and mumbling ‘the nation seeks answers’ Arnab collapsed on a bottle of ketchup. He fainted even before I could finish tweeting on this incident,” a neighbor said.

Arnab has been admitted to a local hospital and is recovering. He suffered broken orbital bone, broken nose, bruised ego and a severe concussion. Police have meanwhile registered a complaint and are investigating. The government has announced a compensation of Rs 10 lakh to be paid to Pipi over the next two months. The compensation is for tolerating Arnab for this long, sources said.


Pipi Goswami after Arnab flung her..
Arnab Goswami in his hospital bed. His channel is
viewing the episode as a significant
marketing opportunity. 
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Comments

balu036 said…
Ha ha too good, wonder what Barkha is doing going mad that nobody is tapping her phones
Thanks dear Balu :) we will do a check on barkha later this week ;)
Mishi said…
hahaha very well written..its truly humor unplugged! loved it:-)
Hey Mishi, thanks :) and welcome to club HU :)
Vijay Menon said…
Buddy yet again awesome!
:)) Thanks Vijay...:)
Yes,the way he argues/cross questions and shows sign of annoyence, this can be a reality in near future!
Thanks for you comment Shri..couldnt agree more...
V.S. Krishnan said…
Hearing this story, the first person to heave a sigh of relief was my wife. Because of my obsession towards Arnab, she was not able to watch her favourite 'Saas Bahu' serials. Any way, I am sure any time a scam will break and Arnab would be back in his usual form.
V.S. Krishnan said…
Hearing this story, the first person to heave a sigh of relief was my wife. Because of my obsession towards Arnab, she was not able to watch her favourite 'Saas Bahu' serials. Any way, I am sure any time a scam will break and Arnab would be back in his usual form.
Gopiram said…
Indian media cn make a better CAG :) Seriously! They would blow up issues even as silly as Some politician forgetting to feed his Doggy in the morning!
It wd be a battle for stupidity. Media vs Politicians!
@VSK...he goes underground everytime scams dryup ;) but he will back...
@Gopiram..in the battle for stupidity... politicians win hands down...but the media comes a close second ;)
Aditi said…
too funny ...good that you post links in sulekha too. :)
:) thanks Aditi..:) have a huge bunch of friends there on Sulekha...
Hilarious! Wonder when the news anchors will realise that they are not gods but just presenters of news!
I wonder to Hari :) I wonder too :) their delusions are legendary :)
zubin balaporia said…
I guess with all those bandages..this is truly "breaking news"
It sure does buddy....it sure does...:)
karthiknyc said…
I almost had a headache laughing out on this post,nice work :)On a different note,he is much better than the other shady congress stooges who are masquerading these days as journalists!!
Thanks Karthik..I agree...the guy is good no two ways about it..also he is not your typical paid journo...seems to posses a certain degree of objectivity...in his professional life
hahaha hilarious and very well written..:P
:) thanks a ton Pavitra..glad you loved it..:0
Hemant said…
Hilarious...u are too good in this dude :)
:) Thanks Hemant...all credit goes to Arnab...;)
Anonymous said…
http://www.timesnow.tv/videoshow/4396952.cms
check this out... arnab vs boria :-)
Anonymous said…
Really Arnab deserves this kind of joke on him. Thank God, I have some like minded persons..
Anonymous said…
Rib tickling...!
Ravi Shekhar said…
Well written 😊😊😊
Ravi Shekhar said…
Well written 😊😅😊😊
manas badajena said…
Hilarious...can't stop laughing...arnab wherever u may b...just have a look at the post
ABHISHEK said…
Hi, Why don't u start an online humorous news paper....I will be happy to help!
Debmalya Ghosh said…
Very well written...specially the 2 words 'ego bruised'is the satire at its best but also philosophical to a great extent. Yeah he ( we all for that matter ) do derive self righteous sensation and feed our ego.
Debmalya Ghosh said…
Very well written...specially the 2 words 'ego bruised'is the satire at its best but also philosophical to a great extent. Yeah he ( we all for that matter ) do derive self righteous sensation and feed our ego.
Rasheed Usmani said…
No... wait a minute... no no... wait... so what is your answer... see you don't have any... I prove... no no... wait... wait a minute... LoL...
vijjy bhaskar said…
Thank GOD! It was only a joke! ABV VIJAYA LAKSHMI - CAMP: Dubai Sector-61, Noida (Gardenia shelters pvtLtd.

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