If DMK comes to power in Tamil Nadu
DMK has gone all out to woo TN’s voters. Chief Karunanidi is treating the state treasury as his personal bank account and handling out doles like theres no tomorrow. Humor Unplugged has learnt that the shady uncle has a few more offers up his sleeve (to be revealed as the election date appears closer)
• A laptop for every corrupt government middle man/woman in New Delhi
• A 3G datacard for every fisherman captured by the cowardly Sri Lankan navy
• A 10 GB USB thumb drive for all citizens who look like Karunanidhi
• 3-d glasses with 2 GB memory for every one born on Karunanidhi’s birthday
• 360 GB online storage space for all citizens who wear a dhoti with Karunanidhi’s photo
• A 1 TB external hard drive for every election commission official who ignores such blatant violation of rules
• 1 blackberry for every citizen who can prove that he has voted for DMK
• 1 Nokia E5 for anyone who can predict the correct weight of Jayalalitha
• 1 I Pad for every astrologer who predicts a DMK victory
• Playstation 3 for every psephologist who predicts a DMK victory
• A laptop for every corrupt government middle man/woman in New Delhi
• A 3G datacard for every fisherman captured by the cowardly Sri Lankan navy
• A 10 GB USB thumb drive for all citizens who look like Karunanidhi
• 3-d glasses with 2 GB memory for every one born on Karunanidhi’s birthday
• 360 GB online storage space for all citizens who wear a dhoti with Karunanidhi’s photo
• A 1 TB external hard drive for every election commission official who ignores such blatant violation of rules
• 1 blackberry for every citizen who can prove that he has voted for DMK
• 1 Nokia E5 for anyone who can predict the correct weight of Jayalalitha
• 1 I Pad for every astrologer who predicts a DMK victory
• Playstation 3 for every psephologist who predicts a DMK victory
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