Somali pirates ink MoU with Indian politicians

Humor Unplugged has learnt that the Somali Pirates Association(SPA), an umbrella body of pirates operating in Indian Ocean has inked a MoU with Indian politicians. As part of the MoU, both parties will work closely and facilitate transfer of knowledge in areas such organized and unorganized crime, money laundering, cheating, swindling and multi level fraud.

The MoU was signed on behalf of Indian politicians by 2-G goon A Raja, Commonwealth Goon Suresh Kalmadi and black magic man Yeddyurappa on Monday in New Delhi. The three expressed satisfaction over the agreement and raised a toast to the growing relationship between Somali goons and their Indian counterparts sitting inside Indian parliament and legislative assemblies throughout the nation.  

“They have a lot to learn from us. One needn’t roam the high seas hoisting a Jolly Roger and run into trouble with the navies of so many nations. You just need to learn how you can milk the system from within and siphon millions to Lichtenstein or Cayman Islands. Besides it is safer for these pirates to swindle within the constitution of their country – the way we do,” Kalmadi said,

A Raja was all gung ho about the MoU, while Yeddyurappa gave the Somalian pirate team Ostrich eggshell bracelets, bunny slippers and nose rings to ward off evil emanating from rivals who may resort to black magic.     SPA representatives will leave for Mogadishu after meeting corruption stalwarts like V R Deshmukh, Deve Gowda, Karunanidhi, the Marans, Niira Radia and the Ambani brothers.


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