Things you won’t hear by the end of IPL Season 3

India’s number one blog Humor Unplugged puts together a series of statements that will never be made after season 3 of IPL ends.

• This was the least controversial of all IPLs so far
• Shobha De just loves Sunanda Pushkar
• Kolkata Knight Riders were the deserving winners
• Loss of captaincy did not affect Yuvraj much
• Mumbai Indians’ form had nothing to do with Tendulkar’s form
• Royal Challengers Bangalore was the most focused team in the event
• Black money has no role in IPL
• Shilpa Shetty has proved to be a lucky mascot for Rajasthan Royals
• Lalit Modi’s style of functioning is cool
• We really missed the controversy over Fake IPL player this time around
• Politicians are good for sports in India
• The MRF blimp was the best thing about IPL season 3