What can Tiger Woods do now?
Dr. Hammerschmidst, noted strayologist and fling expert on what the disgraced golfer can do from here on
* Star in a reality show to keep the moolah coming
* Write his autobiography and let the book hit the stands within the next two weeks, before the world forgets him
* Tie up with Shiny Ahuja for a book on straying from marriage
* Change his name to more a numerologically acceptable “Tiger in the woods”
* Start a PGA (Professional Goons Association) for hubbies who have strayed and have fallen from the high pedestal of public admiration
* Check if there are ladies out there who still want to date him – the current figure of his flings stands at 11 (according to US Fed reserve); he should try and round it off to a more memorable 20
* Check with Pranoy Roy and see if he can appear on that rebirth serial that is playing on NDTV Imagine…Tiger can simply blame his previous life for his current woes
* Or he can invent a new medical syndrome to explain his adventures
* Blame recession for his predicament
* Stay in touch with Mahesh Bhatt to check if the latter can do a sequel to Aarth called Anarth staring the world famous golfer who can swing on and off field
* Star in a reality show to keep the moolah coming
* Write his autobiography and let the book hit the stands within the next two weeks, before the world forgets him
* Tie up with Shiny Ahuja for a book on straying from marriage
* Change his name to more a numerologically acceptable “Tiger in the woods”
* Start a PGA (Professional Goons Association) for hubbies who have strayed and have fallen from the high pedestal of public admiration
* Check if there are ladies out there who still want to date him – the current figure of his flings stands at 11 (according to US Fed reserve); he should try and round it off to a more memorable 20
* Check with Pranoy Roy and see if he can appear on that rebirth serial that is playing on NDTV Imagine…Tiger can simply blame his previous life for his current woes
* Or he can invent a new medical syndrome to explain his adventures
* Blame recession for his predicament
* Stay in touch with Mahesh Bhatt to check if the latter can do a sequel to Aarth called Anarth staring the world famous golfer who can swing on and off field
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