Variants of swine flu and those affected by it…

Variants of swine flu and those affected by it…
Influenza of the rich – Swipe flu
Influenza of the alpines – pine flu
Influenza of the brave – spine flu
Influenza of the optimist – fine flu
Influenza of the foodie – dine flu
Influenza of the possessive – mine flu
Tailor’s influenza – twine flu
Influenza at school – line flu
Saline influenza - brine flu
Influenza of the stars - shine flu
Trigonometry Influenza - Sine flu