What will the psephologists do now?

Now that the elections are behind us, what will the highly accurate and insightful psephologists do now?

* Get back to their regular jobs as astrologers
* Pray for the golden days of instability and frequent polls to come back
* Review movies for Times of India
* Take up weather forecasting
* Blame recession for their plight
* Apply for the post of Kolkata Knight Rider’s coach
* Ask for reservation in government jobs
* Join Obama administration as “AFPAK experts”
* Form a fifth front and prepare for next polls
* Join the twitter vs facebook debate
* Start blogging anonymously as the fake cabinet minister
* File PILs against celebrities to gain publicity and stay in the news
* Join the Ramsay brothers team as doubles for ghosts