Third front and bond girl...
For their first big consensus building exercise, the third front has decided to convene a special session early next week to agree on a candidate for Bond girl. In a meeting held at Devil Gowda’s residence, the busy leaders of third front discussed suitable candidates including Jenifer Aniston, Halle Berry and Gemma Atkinson.
“The leaders believed that if they could agree on this topic, then choosing a PM candidate would be a cake walk. Further most of the leaders have nothing to do and would otherwise have watched reruns of MTV roadies or American Idol. This will keep them occupied for a while,” a third front leader told this blogger. The reliving factor is the fact that this exercise will not influence the actual process of selecting the Bond girl in any way.
At the meet, Devil Gowda sprang a surprise by suggesting the name of Mayawati for the stellar role, as a bait to bag her to support for the third front. Devil was immediately thrashed with a slipper by Prakash Carrot and asked to vacate his chair. Another commie leader wanted the role to go to a Chinese actress while Jayalaitha’s representative wanted her to get the coveted role. Other leaders didn’t have a clue about what was happening and were seen gorging on the snacks and playing games on their mobile phones. After an hour, it the leaders agreed to meet again at a special session to break the impasse.
“The leaders believed that if they could agree on this topic, then choosing a PM candidate would be a cake walk. Further most of the leaders have nothing to do and would otherwise have watched reruns of MTV roadies or American Idol. This will keep them occupied for a while,” a third front leader told this blogger. The reliving factor is the fact that this exercise will not influence the actual process of selecting the Bond girl in any way.
At the meet, Devil Gowda sprang a surprise by suggesting the name of Mayawati for the stellar role, as a bait to bag her to support for the third front. Devil was immediately thrashed with a slipper by Prakash Carrot and asked to vacate his chair. Another commie leader wanted the role to go to a Chinese actress while Jayalaitha’s representative wanted her to get the coveted role. Other leaders didn’t have a clue about what was happening and were seen gorging on the snacks and playing games on their mobile phones. After an hour, it the leaders agreed to meet again at a special session to break the impasse.
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