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Popat's interview

Our custodians of democracy are up in arms against what they call “unwarranted judicial activism.” Are politicians feeling the heat with courts breathing down their necks? Rajcreep Sorefake finds out in this exclusive interview with 4 time MP, Popat Lal Pyjamewala..So things are not going smoothly between politicians and the judiciary, right?PL: we don’t accept any interference in the way we work. We don’t like anyone telling us what to do, and what not to. When we have the audacity to ignore the electorate who vote for us, do you think we will listen to these people? Why are you having a debate in parliament on the role of judiciary?PL: actually, last week we had run out of issues. Infact this whole month we have been facing a paucity of debatable issues. Thus, we had to pick up some pungee issues on which we could do sometime pass and show the nation that we were working. This is why you saw a debate on the Indian cricket team’s debacle in South Africa. We have now prepared a list o…

Popat's interview

Our custodians of democracy are up in arms against what they call “unwarranted judicial activism.” Are politicians feeling the heat with courts breathing down their necks? Rajcreep Sorefake finds out in this exclusive interview with 4 time MP, Popat Lal Pyjamewala..So things are not going smoothly between politicians and the judiciary, right?PL: we don’t accept any interference in the way we work. We don’t like anyone telling us what to do, and what not to. When we have the audacity to ignore the electorate who vote for us, do you think we will listen to these people? Why are you having a debate in parliament on the role of judiciary?PL: actually, last week we had run out of issues. Infact this whole month we have been facing a paucity of debatable issues. Thus, we had to pick up some pungee issues on which we could do sometime pass and show the nation that we were working. This is why you saw a debate on the Indian cricket team’s debacle in South Africa. We have now prepared a list o…

Its winter again

Winter is here again and as I write this piece I could almost hear the sub zero winds blowing outside the window. It seems that the drop in temperature has started affecting the brains of some people in my office. This lady in (mostly attired in blue) sitting in a cubicle beside me has increased her telecon chat quota to almost 1:15:33. I am subjected to everthing from those consistent gigles to funny threats that she dishes out to her boyfriend every now and then. She makes it a point to ensure that her collegues are fully aware of all the events happening in her love life. The first time I heard her, I thought that she was screaming out to someone else sitting in another bay. Imagine my surprize when I realized that was not the case!! So what else is new? Nothing much except that I miss those evening walks that I used to take when I was working for a co near MG Rd. It was fun to be lost among the friday evening crowd and bump into people you wouldnt have seen for ages. Well gotta …

Its winter again

Winter is here again and as I write this piece I could almost hear the sub zero winds blowing outside the window. It seems that the drop in temperature has started affecting the brains of some people in my office. This lady in (mostly attired in blue) sitting in a cubicle beside me has increased her telecon chat quota to almost 1:15:33. I am subjected to everthing from those consistent gigles to funny threats that she dishes out to her boyfriend every now and then. She makes it a point to ensure that her collegues are fully aware of all the events happening in her love life. The first time I heard her, I thought that she was screaming out to someone else sitting in another bay. Imagine my surprize when I realized that was not the case!! So what else is new? Nothing much except that I miss those evening walks that I used to take when I was working for a co near MG Rd. It was fun to be lost among the friday evening crowd and bump into people you wouldnt have seen for ages. Well gotta …

My home pics

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1) Its raining in Bangalore...can u hear the sounds?

2) A typical sunny day...view from the front

3) View from my bedroom

4) Sunset, hmmm cool huh?

5) The clouds...wunder whereall they ve been and where theyre headed tooo..

6) Its really overcast today..

7) Another sunset, this time on a Sunday evening...

8) More sunset..

9) Post sunset, introsepction time

10) Mr. Moon is out


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funny interview ashwarya rai

Cashwarya Day, the woman who supposedly has everything that she wants including boyfriends, some money, acting offers from c grade allegedly hollywood movies etc. Here in this exclusive interview with Veer Songvi, the actor talks on the things that she is yet to get including brains, humility and acting skills..



Q: So how is there any truth to the rumours that you are marrying AbhiSheikh Bachpan?

Ans: are you kidding? You have to ask this question to my new boyfriend.

Q: SO you are not marrying him?
Ans: Of course not. Why should I? Is it neccesary to marry everyone that I date?

Q: I see the pattern here. You date a dude, when he is on top and ditch him when his career hits a low or when the marriage rumors float around right?

Ans: Yeah that sums it up. I only date the rich and powerful. If you dont fall in either one of these categoires..buzz off.

Q: Coming to your acting skills..you dont seem to have any?

Ans: what do you mean by this rubbish question? What do you think I have been doing wi…

Bangalore Live

Ok so this was an intersting week which saw the son of CM indulge in a very "youthfull" behavior. Even more intersting was the fact that the super senior gowda who is easly among the most hated politicians in Karnataka jumped to the defence of his erring grandson by categorising the behavior as one which is commonly noticed in the youth of "well to do" families. Hmm quite an admision of wellness from the "son of soil" I guess most of the sons from well to do familes enter hotels at 3 am, order some chicken stuff and bash up the hotel guys when they are not served at that "son of soil" hour when the rest of the world is asleep and even the pub hopping gang has returned and are catching up on their 40 winks.

The cops are busy covering the whole thing up and the super senior gowda is probly busy telling his son about his adventures as a kid..those days when deve used to bully the dhabas near his son of the soil home when they refused to serve him r…

The commic interview

Everybody loves to hate the communists (commies). According to available statistics, commies are not only the most hated party but are also considered as one with the maximum number of idle brains who know nothing but to crtisise everything. Someone somewhere curses a commie every 55 seconds in India. In this backdrop, our very own Rajcreep Soredayseye caught with the top most commie Secretary Procash Carrot in a free throwing interview. Carrot puked in a few details on how his party is run and why is supporting the UP(M)A government at the centre.


RS: How does it feel to be the most hated party in India?
PC: I am thrilled and exited by this news. You see this is the culmination of years of unpopular decisions that we have taken.

RS: You mean you are happy with all this?
PC: Yes of course. You see India always elects parties that are unpopular. For 50 yrs cong ruled India as the most hated party. They were kicked out by the then unacceptable BJP. Now the Cong is back as the most hated p…

Joke Musharraf: interview

Mushraff can only be desribed as undescribable, a many with many priorities, he is a guy who likes to push things to the limit. Now entering his 7th year in power, Mush likes to hype everything up. A man who once famously made a remark that "a mosquito that thrives on human blood can also spread diseases" is now willing to tell all. In a free throwning interview, Crimes Now correspondent Arnold Goats Saw Me and Mickey M caught up with the "General" and heres the exclusive interview....

Q: You have already declared yourself to be CEO, COAS and President of Pakistan. Is there any post that you still hope to take over?

Mush: I wanna be the captain of the Pak team especially after the recent defeat to India. Inzaman is not fit to be the leader of Pak team we will send him to Saudi on exile. I can bat better, bowl better and in case of any problems, I can approach President Bush for help he can send someone as the super sub. In fact the recent defeat was worse than Karg…

Jaswant grilled

JAswant singh aka JAssi, the man of the moment sitting pretty with his book "call to honour" having sold 20,000 copies, he his in the eye of the storm over the mole story.Our very own Doornob ghostsawme caught up with man in a hour long candid interview for the programme frankly lying where he mumbled on everything from Kandhahar to Karwar.We are gratefull to the FBI for providing us with a mumbling interpreter who could understand the mumbling uttered by JAssi.

Quest: So can we have the name now??JAssi: Its JAswant Singh!!

Question: you mean you were the mole in the PMO??JAssi: you asked for my name right??

Quest: I asked the name of the spy, the mole in PMO of the then PM Narashimha Rao.JAssi: Oh that person was not a civil-civil servant, he was not a regular member of the PMO but had accsess to the PM and other top people. he was a person who used to visit the pmo, participated in meetings, ate the stuff they gave in the canteen there and he also had wife and children and u…

Reservation in pvt sec?? u gott b mad

Resrvationsinprivatesector??

Now the cry for reservation has reached the private sector. Some new set of jokers in the Indian government led by an unworthy, inhuman and uneducated social justice crap minister has called for reservations in private sector. looks like one after another these "mine-isters" are loosing their stuff from the brain. Pushing for reservations in the private sector is akin to stabbing in the back and killing talents, skill and not to mention merit once again. This minster speaks like aperson who has woekn up from some some long sleep from the dark ages or has forgottn to take her medication for the day. The evil has already happened with the 49.5 percent reservation in educational institutions now these beggars and shameless thugs led by this social "justice" crimeister want to implement quoto in private sector. I just want to ask these proton brained vegetables these questions..

* Give funds for private sector??
* Does private sector have a sa…

typical movie plot

Like ammir is a scientist with the National Mineral research Coperation and is doing some studies near Jammu when he comes to know that during world war 11, some britishers had buried a nuke bomb somewhere in Kashmir. Kajol is a third generation american who is facing charges of plagarism on her very first novel How chappel got famous, got worn and was thrown away. She returns to India and meets Ammir khan and the due pledge to work for world peace and start searching for the bomb...In the meantime, jackie chan who is like a bhojpuri farmer come often to srinagar to sell rice also meets the due gets impressed by their work and decides to join them. The plot gets murkier when amir comes to know that the device may go up anytime now so he frantically starts searching. But a combination of corrupt ministers headed by a HRD minister tries to prevent him by hiring bounty hunter A K Hangal (a former nobel peace prize winning Wrestler) to finish amir and kajol off...needless to say ammir and…

Funny movie subtitles

Funny Movie Subtitles From Hong Kong Martial Art Movies:


"I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!"

"I will kill you until you are dead from it!"
"The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?"
"I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!"
"I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way."
"Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep."
"I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!"
"You are too useless. And now I must beat you."
"Gun wounds again?"
"A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries."
"You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken."
"Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants."
"Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected."
"Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?"
"Quiet or I'll blow your throat up."
"You …

Bangalore goin to dogs??

The local stray dogs association in bangalore yesterday night took out a procession to attack the state government for neglecting their plight. Police have reported incidents of violence from various parts of the city till the wee hours of Thursday morning. A software engineer was attacked by a bunch of cannines while returning from work and another attack resulted in severe wardrobe malfunction when a ploitician was stripped of his white dhoti by a angry bunch. Another cannine mob ransacked a local police station near Brigade road as additional central reserve force companies were deployed in various sensitive parts of the city to curb violence.

The Stray dogs Association of Bangalore (SDB) has demanded healthcare and other benefits to be extended to them. It has also asked the state government to stop agressive daytime patroling resulting in the arrest of many of top SAB leaders in the recent past. The SDB secretary was taken into preventive custody by cops late yesterday night whi…

The spooky car

The car that caused WW-1


The Cursed Limousine:


The story begins in Sarajevo. Sarajevo then was in Bosnia and Herzegovina, a state recently annexed by the imperial court of Vienna. The Hapsburg Dynasty gave an open topped limousine, as a gift, to the Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to the troubled throne. The Archduke rode in it for the first and last time in July of 1914 on a state visit to Sarajevo.

In the limo with the him on this day were his beloved wife the Archduchess Sophie Ferdinand,General Potiorek of the Austian Army, three Austrian Dignitaries, and of course the driver. During an official tour of the city, a nationalist by the name of Gavrilo Princip stepped out onto the road and shot into the limo. Both Franz and Sophie were shot and killed.
Soon after this incident, World War I began.

Soon after the Archduke's death a general by the name of Potiorek became the next victim "errr" i mean owner of the car. A few weeks into World War I his armies suffered a disastero…

Hot news....

Flash news from our own Sillicon valley......

* Average size of potholes in the city up by 2.5 mts.
* Density of cuties on MG and Brigades up by 2.03 percent, expected to increase further
* As merucry soars, size of skirts et. all reduces by 2.2 percent
* Employess catching 40 winks up by 10 percent (Deve gowda not included)
* Sehwag to join hands with Deve Gowda to launch a "do nothing party"
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Need for nuke deal:India read this

Nuke deal positives


There are lots of voices opposing the Indo_us nuke deal. Forget the leftists they oppose everything (including progress of the country). Even the inteligensia of the nation has come together to oppose this deal. They are opposing this deal on flimsy grounds and that really hurts. Plese do not play politics on national interest issues.

What no one understands is that this has been one of the most shrwedly handled deals that an Indian Gov has ever enetered into. The fact that India is free to decide on which reactors to place for inspection, linking inspections to fuel supply etc indicate that Manmohan and his team have done their homework and desrve kudos for deftly handling the whole thing. All the major goals envised by team India for the deal have been fulfilled and now we can look forward to an era of enhanced Indo-US cooperation. We have not been subdued by them. We have only ensured that they give us what we want and thats definitely not bad. The deal however st…
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Staff reporter, Pungee Crimes.


In a shoking revelation, the Dharams Langot case as reported in these coloums in the last few months has been solved. It may be recollected that Dharam's favorite lucky langot which was the apple of his eye was stolen in the wee hours of a Saturday evening in December. The langot was stolen when it was supposedly hing for drying by the then CM.


As allegations flew in all directions, the names of intenational criminals like underworld don driftwood, Pee Yoo Sellem and his girlfrind tonica and even Musharraf were alleged to have had a hand in the crime. Now, the Langot Investigation Bureau of the state police have said that the cirminals in this case were none other that the dreaded father son duo of deve Gowda and Kumaraswamy.


The case dates back to when Deve Gowda visted a famous asstrologer outside Bangalore who is supposed to have told him that Dharam would continue to be CM unless his lukcy Kucchi or langot was still with him. he aslo reportedly told…
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Staff reporter, Pungee Crimes.


In a shoking revelation, the Dharams Langot case as reported in these coloums in the last few months has been solved. It may be recollected that Dharam's favorite lucky langot which was the apple of his eye was stolen in the wee hours of a Saturday evening in December. The langot was stolen when it was supposedly hing for drying by the then CM.


As allegations flew in all directions, the names of intenational criminals like underworld don driftwood, Pee Yoo Sellem and his girlfrind tonica and even Musharraf were alleged to have had a hand in the crime. Now, the Langot Investigation Bureau of the state police have said that the cirminals in this case were none other that the dreaded father son duo of deve Gowda and Kumaraswamy.


The case dates back to when Deve Gowda visted a famous asstrologer outside Bangalore who is supposed to have told him that Dharam would continue to be CM unless his lukcy Kucchi or langot was still with him. he aslo reportedly told…

Ganguli appriciated by.....

Ganguli and Kolkatta impress Inzaman...
The Pakistan team has appriciated the role played by Ganguli in the first test and asked for an oncore in Faislabad. Pakistan Capt Inzaman has personally thanked Ganguli for the argument he had with the Indian coach and Captian. "Ganguli bhai has often used his mouth to wiggle himself out of situations." Inzaman was highly appriciatoive of Ganguli for demoralising the Indian team on the first day.

In fact Inzaman has also asked for a special match to be conducted in Kolkatta in honour of ganguli. In this match, ganguli would lead a Pakistan XI against an Indian XI headed by Dravid. Inzaman however added that Ganguli would not be allowed to bat or bowl in this match and his sole work would be to argue with the Indian Captain.

Special Kolkatta..
Inzaman also thanked Kollkattans for their role in getting Ganguli into the team. In their honour, he said that the Kolkattans have again proven their patriotism by backing south africa in a match ag…